Oh Little Whippersnapper

Kennedy has spent the last 2 hours pouring over the blog.  She laughed.  She cried ( yeah right mom).  Now she wants to try her hand at blogging ( I already HAVE a blog).  I have consented to give her a guest spot on the condition she does not use any texting grammar ( wish me luck).  I want her to write out the word "you" and not just type "u". She will always have to include vowels in words like "txt".  So,without further ado, here is Kennedy:

Gee, thanks for that wonderful introduction. May I say, that my mother tries as hard as she possibly can/cn to/2 make me look like a little girl on this blog. I, in fact, am a pre-teen and am trying to establish that. Oh, and I DO flush the toilet. But, it can be extremely hard to establish your place as a pre-teen when your mom doesn't want you to stop believing in santa. So, I am going through the (mom quit peering over my shoulder) stage where boys stop having cooties. I have liked this guy since the 4th grade. We have lots of history. We have a MATURE belching contest every day..... I always win. He sticks pencils up his nose to impress me. He makes me laugh so hard that I cry every single day. I hang out with him as much if not more than I do my Bff. He is soooooo easy to talk to and he is a great, funny guy. He even put water on his hair to make it stick down  because he thinks that is how I like it!!!!
Lately, me and Bob have ben getting into fights. He and his best friend, Ryan, made a bet of who can kiss a girl first. Ryan and Bob both asked for my help. Ryan likes my bff and immediately chose her. Bob and I had to make a list of all the girls in the class. He said he liked somebody in this class but would not tell me. I put every girls name except mine. I demanded he pick a girl from the list and he did. He did not really like her, but that was our secret. He dumped her in a day.
Ryan still has a girlfriend and is CONSTANTLY, ALWAYS, NEVERENDINGLY, telling me to come talk to him. Then he will whisper what his "script" was. His script is the move he will try to make that day and details. He would follow me outside to ask advice. In the past month or 2, Bob and I have been getting into daily fights. Example, yesterday, I told Adam hi and bob told him that he was JUST like ryan. Always hanging out with girls. Then, I was talking to my BFF and he followed us for 3 laps, constantly saying, " Allison, Ryan is gonna cheat on you with Kennedy. Kennedy is gonna say yes when he asks her out. Ryan and kennedy are gonna get married one day. Ryans gonna leave you Allison. Allison, Kennedy hasn't told you that she likes Ryan has she? Kennedy is always helping Ryan. OOHHH that's so sweet, kennedy and ryan are flirting." . But what  bugged me is that the more he said it, the more she believed it. I told Bob to shut up. Allison believed Bob and took his side.  My BFF and I are still friends.  It was just a bad day. Ryan took my side. I tried to do a lap with ryan to show friendship-not love. Only too bad for me because Ryan keep trying to whisper in my ear. I tried to have friendly conversation and finally he did stop trying to whisper.  All was silent until I heard a yell from the other side of the playground, "Ryan lover" Bob shouted.  I responded, "Isabelle lover".  We yelled back and forth until the end of recess. 
I really want to have fun with him like I used to.  But I don't know why he is so mad. Even if I knew, how could I talk to him about it without telling him I like him.  Things were so much easier in Kindergarten-when boys had cooties.  Please leave advice. I want my belching boy back.  HELP!

Now, back to mom. 

The only thing I can say about all this business is that a part of me is wishing for Kindergarten too. Ugh.